January 2011
Kids,
If you really want to piss off your parent’s, buy real estate in imaginary places.
Dear Hannah.
SECRET GARDEN PARTY!
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I would like to apologise...
oh-hannah:
…to Sonisphere but if I am still in the country over Summer, I will be gracing Download.
(I don’t even like metal any more.)
Thats like, totally gay.
“Was Scott Pilgrim supposed to be a film? I just thought someone had got their...”
– Alex Moore.
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Dr Dre Is Awesome.
Dre recently hinted that the album will be released on April 20, which is also National Weed Day in the US.
Own Mousemat.
Covered in ash before week 2.
Just got my first pack of cigarettes at UK prices this year today. Feels expensive man.
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Guys, don't you get headaches from all that...
liquidswords-:
ripobama:
groupoftrees:
no.
nope
nah
Nawh.
So an old man walks in the store today
katieinrainbows:
He places his items on the counter, I serve him and tell him the amount. He opens his wallet and there it was, surrounded by pennies… a condom.
HE WAS LIKE 70!
He doesn’t want to get bitches pregnant.
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Gingers don't have souls.
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Bed Joint.
Pretty much every one of my posts these days is about pot.
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Oh fuck it; this is a blog. I might start posting...
oh-hannah:
Not like what I had for lunch or my bowel movements and definitely not like ‘feelings’ and shit and no bitching, because bitching gets me threatened with like the police and shit. So- aye.
But you know how much I am concerned with the topic of your bowel movements.
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Currently Listening To Hannah Singing.
Fuck I’m high.
You See 30 Seconds To Mars Ticket.
I see roach card.
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Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Fuck yeah.
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I'm Moving To California.
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Why Is It That...
On pot documentaries, the only people they can find to demonstrate “negative” effects are fucking retards. It’s a kid who smoked since he was 11, he would’ve been screwed up by something else along the way like hammers. “It’s addictive man” - Little chav.
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Smoke Weed.
Watch documentary called; Cannabis: What’s the Harm?
I find it strange how we hold dearly our mobile...
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE BORING AS PISS.
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“You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins. Call me a safe...”
– My favourite lyricist AKA Jesse Lacey of Brand New.
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“I don’t go skinny dipping, I go fatty dipping.”
– Hannah Jowett.
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Far drunk, sat with candles, alone, bathrobe on, listening to “The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me” by Brand New. The world is a beautiful place to be at the moment, even though Limousine is depressing as fuck.